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Watch me IF you like my art~ ;v;
.......... The design MUST HAVE ONLY 2 COLORS; BLACK AND WHITE
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This is the first thing currently in my gallery. It's not the first thing I uploaded. Let's just say I learned the dA plagiarism rules the hard way.
If it isn't the drawing, it's the amazingly extreme-hardcore-to-the-max noobish description.
Let's see what we've got:
1. Mary Sue
2. Extremely Unlikely Circumstances
3. Mary Sue
4. Her Entire Life Story in a Paragraph
5. PLEASE COMMENT OMG!!!!!1
6. Mary Sue
7. Unfitting Appearance for Her Personality
8. OH GOD MARY FREAKIN' SUE
...like, wow. Just wow. It's amazing. The me of present day would probably be ashamed of
)If I weren't so lazy and thought 99% of my work to be complete elephant crap, I'd show you all that I have, in fact, improved one hundred times more than what I showed you above.
I promise, I really have.
Derisorily,
*Waterbendy
Disgust 
the fact that old art makes you cringe means you're a real artist, my friend.
now if you were SUPERB you'd cringe at stuff you made last week... because you just improved that much.
Shoot, I've sometimes cringed at what I just drew.
(NONSENSE)
(HA)
that show got disturbing after a while, it was funny at first but then it spiraled into just f*cking creepy